Who knew you could dice onions and your emotional stability at the same time? This sweatshirt is a nod to the legendary Mercedes (@bookclubwannabe), who has perfected the art of cooking chaos while reacting to audiobooks that are so intense they should come with a warning label (and some do.) Perfect for multitaskers who love a side of drama with their dinner prep—or anyone who’s ever yelled “WHAT?!” at a plot twist while sautéing veggies.
.: Soft Enough to Survive a Plot Twist: Made from a 50/50 polyester-cotton blend that feels cozier than wrapping yourself in denial over your favorite character’s death.
.: Durable for All Your Meltdowns: Double-needle stitching means this sweatshirt can handle kitchen splatters, audiobook-induced tears, and impromptu book rants.
.: No Itch, Just Culinary Catharsis: Tear-away label ensures maximum comfort—because chopping garlic while emotional is hard enough.
.: Classic Fit for Literary Chefs: Whether you’re simmering soup or stewing over a cliffhanger, this sweatshirt has your back.
Grab this cozy tribute to the queen of cooking chaos and audiobook reactions, and channel your inner Mercedes. Just remember: knife safety first, plot reactions second.
