Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Fermented &Feeling Frisky
For anyone who's ever lovingly named their sourdough starter, whispered sweet nothings to it, and maybe questioned your life choices while elbow-deep in sticky dough; this one's for you. Whether you're feeding your starter or feeding your delusions, this sweatshirt says yes, I'm crusty and emotionally unstable, but in a cute, gluten-filled kind of way.
. Made with 50% cotton and 50% polyester, and 100% proof that you can be soft, squishy, and still rise to any occasion (preferably in a Dutch oven)
. Classic fit for sourdough shenanigans. Roomy enough for that “I swear I'm not hoarding flour again” energy
. Double-needle stitching so it can handle the mess when your starter bubbles over or when your situationship does
. No side seams, no drama. Just like your dream bread: smooth, structured, and not out to emotionally manipulate you
Wear it while baking, breaking hearts, or explaining to strangers on Reddit why hydration percentages are not just for athletes.
Because nothing says sexy like something that takes 12 hours to rise and still might disappoint you.
Fermented and feeling frisky.
Come get this bread… literally.
