This sweatshirt is for everyone who’s ever picked up that book—not because you wanted to, but because you had to. Inspired by the hilarious and relatable TikToker Stephanie from StephReadsAlot, this cozy crewneck is perfect for those times when your TBR pile takes one for the team in the name of “research.”
.: Soft Enough for Questionable Literary Choices: Crafted with a 50/50 polyester-cotton blend, this sweatshirt feels as comforting as diving into a five-star read (and just as necessary after surviving a two-star disaster).
.: Durable for Every Hot Take: Double-needle stitching ensures it’ll hold up through every plot twist, smut-filled chapter, and rage-inducing trope.
.: No Itch, Just “I Had to Know” Energy: Tear-away label? Check. Because the only irritation here should be the ending you knew wouldn’t live up to the hype.
.: Classic Fit for Cozy Criticism: Perfect for reading marathons, sarcastic TikTok reviews, and those nights you spend hate-reading like the educated bookworm you are.
Whether you’re diving into spicy bestsellers for “research,” or arming yourself for an educated, ethically scathing review, this crewneck gets it. Wear it proudly and let the world know you read not just for pleasure, but for science.
Because someone’s got to take one for the team. It’s only fair.
