This cozy crewneck is the ultimate wardrobe staple for bookworms, lit nerds, and anyone who understands the undeniable truth: women can write male characters better than men can write… anything about women. Let’s face it, most fictional men created by women could probably solve world peace and do the dishes without being asked.
• Soft Enough to Rival Your Favorite Book Boyfriend: Made from a dreamy 50/50 polyester-cotton blend that’s cozier than curling up with a dog-eared copy of your favorite enemies-to-lovers romance.
• Durable for All Your Re-Reads: Double-needle stitching ensures this crewneck holds up as well as the plot twists in your favorite murder mysteries. Unlike the male characters in their books, this sweatshirt is strong, dependable, and won’t fall apart under pressure.
• No Itch, Just Pure Bliss: With a tear-away label, you’ll never feel like the heroine in a poorly written scene where “her jeans hugged her curves in ways she didn’t know they could.”
Whether you’re conquering your TBR pile, annotating for the 400th time, or laughing at yet another male author describing a woman as “not like other girls,” this sweatshirt is your perfect companion. Ethically made, just like your reading tastes.
So, throw it on, grab your favorite novel, and let the world know: women don’t just write the best male characters—they are the blueprint.
