KEEP Kamala and CARRY ONala T-shirt

Election season got you spiraling? This “Keep Kamala and Carry Onala” tee is here to bring a little humor (the dark kind, obviously) to every twist, turn, and impending existential crisis. Inspired by the iconic SNL skit and fueled by the energy of voters who know just how high the stakes are, this shirt is the ultimate comfort for those moments when you need to scream into the void…in style.

• Designed for Politically Exhausted Millennials & Gen Z: Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton, because the planet needs some ethics—and so does this election.

• Smooth, Seamless & Anxiety-Approved: No itchy seams or rough patches (unlike the news). With its durable, taped shoulders, this tee is built to survive every mental breakdown until the final ballot drop.

• Election Night Armor: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) that’s comfy and chill, even if you’re not. Classic crewneck fit means you’ll look put-together enough to pass as “calm,” even if you’re debating moving to Canada.

• For Every “What Now?” Moment: Wear it while canvassing, doomscrolling, or during those “We Need to Talk” family dinners. Because if things go south, at least you’ll be dressed for it.

Surviving this election season one “Keep Kamala and Carry On-ala” moment at a time? We got you. This tee is here to cradle your fragile, democracy-fatigued soul while you pretend everything’s fine. Inspired by SNL’s legendary skit and designed for those of us clinging to hope, caffeine, and maybe a bit of sarcasm.

This shirt is your soft armor against all things stressful—100% ethically sourced cotton, no side seams, and zero scratchy tags to ruin your vibe. Wear it while you doomscroll, rally, or judge everyone’s political hot takes from a safe distance.

Features:

• Classic Fit: Cozy enough to roll out of bed and right into chaos.

• Tear-Away Label: Because we’re not here to suffer extra.

• Feel-Good Fabric: 100% U.S.-grown cotton, so you can fight for a better world while feeling good about this one.

Put it on, roll your eyes at the headlines, and remember: Keep Kamala, Carry On-ala, and keep laughing—because what else is there at this point?