Because nothing says freedom like a bunch of old, white, Christian, cis, het men making decisions about things they’ll never experience. This sweatshirt is your cozy clapback to the patriarchy—a wearable declaration that maybe, just maybe, people should have a say in their own lives. Revolutionary, right? Whether you’re doom-scrolling the news or marching for change, this crewneck is here to keep you comfortable while you side-eye the establishment.
.: Soft Enough to Soothe Your Rage: Made with a 50/50 polyester-cotton blend that’s cozy enough to soften the blow of yet another terrible headline.
.: Durable for the Resistance: Double-needle stitching ensures this sweatshirt can handle whatever protest signs, heated debates, or rage-fueled rants you throw at it.
.: No Itch, Just Sass: Tear-away label means one less irritation—because outdated policies are annoying enough.
.: Classic Fit for Maximum Side-Eye: Perfect for shouting into the void, organizing your next rally, or casually dismantling the patriarchy over brunch.
Slip into this sweatshirt and let the world know: your body, your rights, your politics. The men in suits can sit this one out—preferably in the corner, thinking about what they’ve done.
