Not Aspiring To Be Humble Crewneck Sweatshirt

Who says humility is a must? Inspired by Kamala Harris’s epic mic drop on outdated expectations and Charli XCX’s brat summer vibes, this “Not Aspiring to Be Humble” sweatshirt is here for anyone who knows that modesty is so last century. Perfect for those who don’t have time for pointless criticisms, this crewneck says, “I’m here, I’m fabulous, and no, I won’t tone it down.”

• For the Bold & Bratty: Made from 50% ethically grown cotton and 50% polyester, so it’s cozy enough for all the petty debates and spontaneous mic drops.
• Unapologetically Extra: Double-needle stitching and ribbed collar to make sure your self-confidence stays intact—no matter how hard the haters try.
• Not Here to Be Comfortable for Others: Tear-away label means zero itchiness (because you have enough people in your life being a pain already).
• For Every ‘Did She Just Say That?’ Moment: Perfect for brunch, “constructive feedback” meetings, or family gatherings where you need an extra boost of sass. 
  
  

  Care Instructions (because we all know adulting is hard enough):

  • Machine wash cold—colder than your playlist during your last existential crisis.
  • Non-chlorine bleach only.
  • Tumble dry on low—because you’ve got better things to do.
  • Don’t iron—ain’t nobody got time for that.
  • No dry cleaning—we’re not that fancy; this isn’t the Met Gala.