For those tired of decisions made by people who still think texting is sorcery and keep wrecking the planet like they’re not about to peace out. This "Disrespect Your Elders" sweatshirt combines Millennial and Gen Z sass with a metal-inspired font that says, “Thanks for the student loans, housing crisis, and melting ice caps.” You’ll be toasty and ready for every eye roll from those who think you’re too “sensitive” about the planet they’re leaving behind.
Fabric to Match Your Attitude: Soft yet durable (50% ethically grown cotton and 50% polyester), like your patience—running thin.
Built to Last—Unlike Some Opinions: Classic fit, double-needle stitching, and ribbed collar, so your message stands strong, even if others don’t.
Zero Itch, Pure Irony: Tear-away label (because, honestly, who likes an itchy reminder of things past?).
For When “Ok Boomer” Isn’t Quite Enough: Slip it on for your next family gathering or anytime you need a little extra armor.
Care Instructions(because we all know adulting is hard enough):
Machine wash cold—colder than your playlist during your last existential crisis.
Non-chlorine bleach only.
Tumble dry on low—because you’ve got better things to do.
Don’t iron—ain’t nobody got time for that.
No dry cleaning—we’re not that fancy; this isn’t the Met Gala.
