Inspired by the collective comedic genius of TikTok, where snitches get stitches isn’t just a saying—it’s a lifestyle warning (with a side of healthcare anxiety). This sweatshirt is here to deliver the ultimate PSA: loyalty is priceless, but medical bills? Not so much. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh, a clever quip, and doesn’t take life too seriously (unless it’s about premiums).
.: Soft Enough to Keep Your Secrets: Made with a 50/50 polyester-cotton blend, this sweatshirt feels cozier than scrolling through TikTok at 2 AM.
.: Durable for All Your Drama: Double-needle stitching ensures this sweatshirt can survive accidental tea spills or shady side-eye exchanges.
.: No Itch, Just Iconic Energy: Tear-away label for maximum comfort—because life’s already irritating enough.
.: Classic Fit for Maximum Sass: Perfect for wearing during loyalty oaths, casual bribery, or anytime you need to remind someone to zip it.
Thank the TikTok hive mind for this laugh-worthy life lesson, and remember: your words have consequences, but so does your insurance policy. Stay loyal, stay stylish, and stay in-network.
