Some people lie awake at night haunted by their to-do list. You? You’re haunted by the atrocity of that book-to-movie adaptation. This sweatshirt is your warm, cozy “I told you so” to anyone who thought two hours of bad casting and plot butchery could capture the magic of 400 pages of literary perfection. Wear it to your next book club, movie night, or anytime someone needs reminding that the real story lives on the page.
.: Soft Enough to Console Your Inner Book Snob: Made with a 50/50 polyester-cotton blend that’s as comforting as a re-read of your favorite chapter after a cinematic betrayal.
.: Durable for All Your Rants: Double-needle stitching ensures this sweatshirt lasts longer than your friendships with people who “don’t read.”
.: No Itch, Just Bibliophile Energy: Tear-away label, so you can focus on yelling about plot holes, not uncomfortable seams.
.: Classic Fit for Maximum Smugness: Perfect for cozying up with a paperback, muttering “the book was better” under your breath, or dramatically sighing during movie trailers.
This sweatshirt is a must-have for anyone who’s tired of Hollywood ruining their favorite characters. Just remember: the next time someone suggests the movie is “just as good,” wear this and let them know the truth—without spoilers, of course. You’re classy like that.
