For the men out there casually claiming “your body, my choice,” this sweatshirt serves as a cheeky reminder that women can play that game too—and historically, we’ve done it waybetter. Channel the unrelenting energy of icons like Aileen Wuornos, Locusta (yes, the OG poison queen), and Lorena Bobbitt. Let them know: equality isn’t just about rights—it’s about consequences.
.: Soft Enough to Keep You Comfortable While Plotting Revenge: Made from a 50/50 polyester-cotton blend, it’s as cozy as the idea of finally flipping the script.
.: Durable Enough for All Your Schemes: Double-needle stitching, because even your passive-aggressive wardrobe needs to stand the test of time (and sharp objects).
.: No Itch, Just Savage Comebacks: Tear-away label ensures zero discomfort while you remind the world that the patriarchy isn’t ready for this energy.
.: Classic Fit for Iconic Chaos: Perfect for brunch, true crime marathons, or casually scaring off mansplainers.
Slip into this sweatshirt and let them know: “Your body, my choice? Same. And don’t forget—Locusta walked so we could run.”
